I know it’s just 15th but plenty stories don dey ground😂
Hellurrrr🌚, sorry I ghosted you people again, effect of all the rubbish boys I’ve dated in my life 😂😭.
Soooo, November was full of shege (shege that I brought upon myself😂) so I decided that December will be better and it’s going well so far. Well, minus the fact that I’ve been working like a donkey😭.
First off, all old flames are coming back, I mean duh 🙄, it’s December of course😂 and I’m having a swell time doing shakara🤭. I fell out with like 3 people this December but kosaye, kososhi (no time, no wahala)😂. I actually thought I’ll feel bad honestly and I’ve tried to guilt myself but it’s not working😂. I’ve finally discovered the fact that I’m actually a good person, these people are just too demanding and overbearing so good riddance to bad rubbish.
Decembers are always lit for me🤭 when I say lit, I do not mean going out, drinking till dawn kind of lit sha. Lit as in, I feel more fulfilled looking at everything I’ve done the whole year😌🤸 (with a side of alcohol sha, in my room, listening to The Weeknd).
Also, I’ve been a prude this year even though I was determined to start my hoe phase🤭. But anyways, seems like some of us are unable to buss it down at will😒 (jk, men no dey approach me ni😭😂).
I’m going to mingle next year sha, cos this single life don tire me, plus I was engaged and disengaged this year 😭😭😹 (I don suffer😂)
I’m not saying this is my last newsletter for the year but all in all, it has been a great year and I’m looking forward to 2023 so much🥺.
Thank you for always reading my rants. It means a lot to me and I love y’all ❤️.
The Prudent Wh*re🌚🥰