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Ibadan Men

A real pandemic

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Jun 18, 2022
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Ibadan Men

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This post is supposed to be about Ibadan men but I’ll be talking about Ibadan in general.

Firstttttt, aghhhh, Ibadan men are a real pandemic. If you’re not being cat-called, a foolish man is rubbing dick against you on bike or one stupid muniru from Apete is chasing you with his second hand lady bike😭. Lord knows I’m tiredddddd. Also, Ibadan men don’t fear STDs cos why are you sleeping with over 5 girls in a week?? Ehn Sakiru? Are you cursed??😭🤌

Why is Ibadan so large?Kilode??? Why is everywhere so farrrr? O ti sumi jare. 😭

But again, compensations like bitemore’s spaghetti (akobo) makes me overlook many things 🫠🥹.

Hello my loves, pardon my manners, I’m just pained 😭. Anyways, I’ve been drenched by rain, scorched by sun throughout this week🥹🤌. I don suffer, no be small. I had no plans of writing today but there is light now and I’m in a good mood.

Also, I found out this week, as I have always suspected, that I am God’s favorite🥹. A lot of things happened, but as usual, Big man in Heaven came throughhhhhh for me❤️.

And I’ve not seen this man for some weeks now, I think I’m going to be sick 😩🥹.

Byeeeee loves, it’s raining againnnnnn😔

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Her!
Jun 18, 2022

Better get sick, nonsense!

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